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Give us your jokes!

Bloody hell, George, have you forgotten your manners? Mum would be cross to see you representing the family like that.

Oh bother. Mum is cross that we represent ourselves in public at all. She had her way, we'd be locked in the attic until we grew up.

*the look at one another, grinning*

As if that will ever happen!

*Fred nudges George*

You have to be polite. Makes people nicer in return. Least that's what Ginny's always saying and given all the blokes she has being nice to her...

Snogging her in classrooms is not being nice, it's pleasuring the...

*Fred nudges George harder*

Right with manners. Give us your jokes! Please?

*Fred rolls his eyes*

What's the best practical joke you've played and pulled off without getting caught.

*They look at one another*

Until now.